Cal got out of bed last night and came into the office to find me. He walks really quietly at night when he knows he's not supposed to get out of bed. Every time he scares me. And every time, I yell at him not to be so sneaky. Last night was no different.

Me: Calvin! You can not be sneaky! If you need me, walk normal. You are more in trouble when you are sneaky!

Calvin: I just wanted to ask you something...

Me in a not-so-nice voice: WHAT?!

Calvin: Will you say the Lord's Prayer for me?