Ike

Ike said to me, "I want three more peppers and then one more pepper."
Me: "How many is that altogether?"
Ike: "A Christmas tree."

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We lost Calvin's blanket on our vacation for a while.

Cal to Ike: I lost my blankie.
Ike: I made it disappear with my magic powers.
Cal: Well, can you make it reappear?
Ike: No. I can't because the magic is all in my belly.