The Meaning Of...

It seems that all of our efforts to have Cal know the real meaning of holidays has been in vain...

Me: What's your full name, Cal?
Cal: Calvin David Miller
Me: How old are you?
Cal: 2
Me: Who's the author and perfector of your faith?
Cal: Jesus.
Me: Who is Jesus?
Cal: God.
Me: Why do we celebrate Easter?
Cal: Because Jesus is alive! (He just learned that one.)
Me: Why do we celebrate Christmas?
Cal: [pause] Santa!