Happy Birthday, Grandpa Steve!

Even though my sucky parents didn't have us say Happy Birthday to Grandpa Steve yesterday, we wanted to. We love you, Grandpa!

More of Cal's Crazies

Last week, Cal was in the bathtub. I said, "Let's brush your teeth, Cal." He said, "I brush my teeth with my pee pee." He bent over a little and moved his penis back and forth making the teeth brushing sound. (Yes, I realize this is slightly inappropriate to post.)

Yesterday, Atticus came over and I was making him hit me in the face. I said, "You're a boxer!" Cal said, "I'm a roboxer." He was thinking of "robot."

On Sunday, I gave the boys a bath. Cal looked down and said, "Isaac has a little pee pee. Cal has a bigger pee pee."

Cal wanted his Aveno Oatmeal Lotion so he asked me for his "food lotion." It took me a while to get what he meant.

Cal and Eric

This is the best I could do...

New Feets (Is that how you spell it?)

Isaac rolled his head all the way back to see the TV! He's definitely a Miller.

Calvin can wink! The picture didn't turn out so great because he kept closing his other eye when the flash went off. He loves to do it, but forgets the name of it. So he says, "I close one eye and open one eye."

This drunken Cal looks exactly like the pictures of Eric when he was young.

Play-dough

Cal and I made homemade play-dough. It didn't turn out so great, but Cal didn't seem to mind. Flour somehow ended up all over his head.

Cal said, "Look, mom! An "A!"

Cal said, "Look! An upside-down "V!"

Cal said, "I'm Santa Clause! Hohoho."

Handsome boy with lots of drool.

Cal was helping me cook. He picked out his own chicken pants, found a bib and wrapped it around his head. Nice.
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I said, "Cal, I need to put some lotion on your cheeks because they look dry. Cal said, "They look Aaaawwweeesssoommmeee."

More of Cal

Cal and I were playing in his room. I started doing sit-ups on his bed (not a common thing) and he gave me his silky, turned off the light (pretending) and left, shutting the door behind him. He said, "Mommy, go to sleep. Goodnight."

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We were eating oatmeal for breakfast. Cal kept putting huge bites on his spoon and saying, "That's a little bite" and then laughing. He did this a bunch of times. Then he had nothing on his spoon and said, "This is a big bite." I said, "Noooo, that's just a spoon." And he said, "The dish ran away with the spoon."

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Cal got a little nerf football from the Millers for V-day. He said, "This is fire. It's hot, mommy. Don't touch it."

Cal the Shape Genius

*Cal told his Sunday school teacher "That door is a big rectangle!"

*I gave Cal a half of a cookie and he said, "This is a semi-circle."

*He put four balls together on the floor and said, "Look! A diamond!"

Surprise for Aunt Becky

Cal woke up really poopy. It was so so stinky. He ran to find Aunt Becky who was still in bed, jumped up on her bed and yelled, "I'm poopy!" Then he did a body slam onto her head.

Matthew 6:24

Cal can say this verse all by himself. "No one can serve two masters."

Superbowl and Valentine cookies

Superbowl Sunday... Oh, well.

Our friend, Colin (whol loves babies) and Ike

Colin, Hannah, Lisa and Matt

Hannah, Sammy and Cal eating lunch.

Sammy and Cal

Some of these pictures are blurry... I'm not sure why. Stupid camera.

The kids and moms came over to decorate cookies today. It was great. Cal decorated a ton and wanted to eat them all. He was out of control. He didn't want to stop and started crying when I said we were done. He couldn't get enough of the icing.

General Mills Pride

*Cal said to me today, as he picked up a small piece of broccoli, "This is the little tiniest broccoli ever."


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*I was wearing my purple, plaid pajama pants and Cal said, "Those are cool purple pants, mommy."


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*He likes to corrolate phrases with people. Today I asked, "Who says, 'Do I?!'" And he said, "Dom." I asked, "Who says, 'Hiya!'?'" He said, "Jess." Then I asked, "Who says, 'Sure, why not!?'" (The correct answer is Grandma Barb.) He responded, "Semi-circle."

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*Cal said that it was "A little bit cold today." I had to tell him that it was a lot cold today.