Today, my mom was talking on the phone, so in order to get her attention, I hit myself on the head with a toy car and started fake crying. It was great. I did it twice. The only downside is that mom didn't fall for it. I will have to try harder.
I attached a picture, but it's not of today. I just want you to see how big I am getting.
PS I will totally give up this Blog if no one is reading it. Please make a comment (Grandma Barb? Are you there?) if you read these. Peace out.
Your uncle Richard reads it, but it's not really there for him now is it ;).
ReplyDeleteUncle Richy,
ReplyDeleteIf it was up to me, I would address all the posts to you. You rock not only my world, by everyone's.
I mean, BUT everyone's.
ReplyDeleteCal,
ReplyDeleteYou better not stop this blog. Even if only a few of us are reading this you know that one of those people are me and that I am at the top of your attention list. (Don't worry, I won't tell anyone else.)
The next time you want to get your mom's attention try sticking your finger down your throat so that you throw up and try doing it on something she especially loves like her phone or the computer key board. Now that will get her attention! And she won't spank you cause she'll think you're sick. See, anything with sick is a really good thing. Well, almost. Don't bring it up to your Aunt B. She didn't have such a compassionate response from me. But I knew she was faking (no matter what she says to you now).
Well, don't worry, if all goes well I'll be there in a couple of weeks and you'll get tons of attention then.
I love you bug!
Hey, I just started reading it too, so don't ditch me!
ReplyDeleteCal, don't listen to Grandma. This is a true story. One morning I threw-up all over the kitchen floor right before school. Guess what your grandma did? Yelled at me, told me to brush my teeth and get the hell out of the house b/c if I miss my bus she's not driving me. Your lucky she's softened over the years.
ReplyDeleteMy recent post has gotten me thinking.... I'm pretty sure Grandma made me clean up my mess before chasing me out of house. Knowing this, I think you have better sense than to throw up on a keyboard.
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